A terrible thing has happened: I have developed the most unseemly school-girl crush on one of my classmates. Fortunately, I don’t see him very often – although there is a twice-a-week minimum, since that’s how many classes I have with him. But when we do chance to pass, I can feel myself blushing. Especially if he says anything to me. It’s my penance for all the dirty thoughts I’ve been having about him. He’s just so cute. And charming. And witty. And smart.
It’s hard to take, since it’s clear he is Absolutely Not Interested in me.
And he has such a strong, manly jaw!